League of Legends: Life of a bronze player

It’s been a year since I started to play League of Legends. I never took the game too seriously cuz I never did that with any other games I played (AION, TERA, Vindictus, The Witcher, Quake, and so on). And, since I was at college at the time, I did not have the time nor the internet connection to play it on a regular schedule. But that did not stopped me to get very addicted to this game.

I always to play games with some kind of time limit to them, and not a story. I think they are less boring and I could just play for a few minutes, then get back to what I was doing without losing track of what I was doing in the game. So as I got addicted to quake, I got addicted to League of Legends too.

I am a noob player, I know that. Nobody taught me how to play it and my friends don’t want to play league anymore or they just don’t care anymore cuz they’ve been playing that since BETA!!! Installing the game for me was a huge step, since everyone told me not to because of the toxic player And guess what…. they were right.

So here’s a little of cringe to my ranked games, the noobs I have to deal with.

First of all: I always choose ‘FILL’ while going on a ranked game and… because I’m a bronze player… I always get support position. I have a few support champ I’m good at (my kda says so) like Blitz, Soraka, Morgana, Lux, Karma (the other ones I don’t play as much, like Janna, Tresh, Poppy, Alistar). Whenever my adc can’t deal damage, I start building AP and KSing (yeah, cuz most of them can’t even last hit my given kill), or, in case of not having any tank on my team, I go tanky (blitz and soraka tank).

In this game we have… THE PREMADES.

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Why do I ate premades? Is it because I don’t have friends to play ranked games with me because I’m a bronze noob? Maybe… Or maybe because when I do so, I always lose the game. Having a premade on the team makes that the other team also has one, and most of the time, they are better. Premades are usually 1 noob, 1 smurf (if you don’t know what a smurf is, is a second account from one user that has his first one on a higher ello), and highers up the MMR from the teams and I’m too noob to deal with it.

We can see these 2 started playing at the same time, have been doing games together and feeding together. Dont mind me, I’m just a support

THE UNRANKED WITH NO MASTERIES

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We knew where this was going.

ANNIE APC

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Yes, you read well. We still won the game tho. Not because she carried, but team fighting. The guy added me later on league, we played twice, him as Miss Fortune, it was awful to see.. and to lose… remove kebab plox.

DON’T FEED BRAND

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I tried to warn them… The rest was done after

WHEN THE SUPPORT DOES MORE DAMAGE THAN THE ADC

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This happens a LOT!!! And you can see I was not even KSing, just got 2 kills.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GONNA LOSE WHEN

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My internet lags on draft and I lock Cho’Gath instead of Blitz and still I do better than the top player Illaoi

YOU CAN’T UNFEED WHAT IS FED

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That tryndamere jungle did it all…

That’s my cringe for today, hope you all liked it, expect more from me…

My name is Daniela and I kick and bite